News: Marnie Stern
Win! A hot date with the indie guitarist and songwriter
Simmer down, gentlemen! Alt.axewoman Marnie Stern is offering one lucky soul the chance to accompany her on an all expenses-paid date, for the March 19 release of her new album The Chronicals Of Marnia.
Any human specimen of the male persuasion is welcome to sign up for the date lottery (sorry gals!), though Pitchfork reports that entrants “must enjoy Law And Order, cute Jewish ladies, and petting dogs while eating chicken wings. Good sense of humor critical, doesn’t mind his lady touring a lot, must live in New York, no drug addicts, creeps, stalkers, slackers, or vegans. Age, race, and religion: not a factor.”
Indie horndogs are advised to take their entreaties to email@example.com, along with answers to the following questions: Are you gainfully employed? Are you willing to surrender your last girlfriend’s email address? What anti-depressants do you currently take? What qualities do you enjoy in a woman?
Brush up on your hot date’s musical oeuvre by listening to a new track, ‘East Side Glory’, here.